May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
“Hang in there. It is astonishing how short a time it can take for very wonderful...”
– Frances Hodgson Burnett (via anditslove)
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Dreamy
dearoldlove:
I will always care for you, always, but I don’t think I need you or want you like I once did—you are a romanticized dream, no longer a reality. And I am finally okay with that.
January 2013
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Watcheuneirophrenial:
A Little Fall of Rain
It doesn’t make sense for me to feel bad about the fact that no matter how many times I watch this, Éponine dies and Marius does not love her, but that’s how it is. How could he not love her, really? I need to know.
December 2012
October 2012
dearoldlove:
You were my biggest waste of make up. And you still are. Even 6 years after we’ve broken up.
September 2012
Watch
7 seasons of How I Met Your Mother in 52 seconds
This was really impressive!
August 2012
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
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Anonymous asked: Where did you buy your Mac cosmetics? :)
“Telling a guy the real reasons you’re not interested — you don’t find him...”
– No more Mr. Nice Guy (via sluteverbabe)
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The lesson I learned? When you start to romanticize something in your head, just fucking stop — for your own good.
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Off Chance
dearoldlove:
Even after all this time, I still stay online just a little longer when your name appears on chat, just on the off chance that you might say hello.
Yes. After all this time.
dearoldlove:
We weren’t together because we could never get our shit together.
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Even though I’ve learned that tomorrow or next week or next month can turn around and absolutely surprise me and be better, it doesn’t make this moment hurt any less.
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Politician: ...
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
July 2012
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A conversation between me and my sister on the...
Me: Kakapanood ko lang ng "No Other Woman". Umiyak ako. Masyado akong tinamaan sa role ni Anne Curtis.
Ate: Nakakairita kaya si Anne Curtis dun.
Me: Kay Cristine Reyes nga ako nairita eh!
Ate: Eh siya nga yung asawa eh!
Me: Eh naka-relate nga ako sa role ni Anne Curtis!
Ate: Ay, ikaw yung other woman?
Me: Oo, ako yung other woman. Ako yung sosyal na other woman! HUHUHU.
Ate: Sorry, ako legal wife eh.
Me: Shet, Cristine Reyes ka. Jologs ka! Jeje ka!
Ate: HAHAHAHA
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dearoldlove:
How did we get to the place where I draft the things I want to say to you into Dear Old Love posts instead of text messages?
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...”
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From Richard Lederer - Crazy English
(via aimmyarrowshigh)
